open 364 days a year
We pride ourselves on being an all-inclusive, judgment-free zone. We’re a pet-friendly adult playground. We’re open 364 days a year (we take a break on New Year’s Day), ready to be your chill spot, your sports-viewing bar, or your binge-watching haven, your dancehall, your getaway, and more.
Whether you’re looking to meet new friends, reconnect with old ones, meet the next Mr. or Ms. Wrong, or just escape into blissful anonymity, let San Francisco’s favorite moron—I made the cover of Moron Magazine, for fuck’s sake—be your host with the most…stiff drinks…and great late-night food, sports, board games, comedy, trivia, and more!
Favorite Moron
Owned and operated by Jeremy Paz — that’s me — San Francisco’s “favorite moron”, we serve up more than just drinks. Chef Eduardo cooks up tasty lunch and dinner options (see MENU), including the legendary Friday Frito pie. We cater on and off-site. Our booze and beer selections (see DRINKS MENU) are as diverse as our clientele, and our calendar is bursting with events (CHECK IT OUT).
About Us
We pride ourselves on being an all-inclusive, judgment-free zone. We’re a pet-friendly adult playground. We’re open 364 days a year (we take a break on New Year’s Day), ready to be your chill spot, your sports-viewing bar, or your binge-watching haven, your dancehall, your getaway, and more.
Whether you’re looking to meet new friends, reconnect with old ones, meet the next Mr. or Ms. Wrong, or just escape into blissful anonymity, let San Francisco’s favorite moron — I made the cover of Moron Magazine, for fuck’s sake — be your host with the most…stiff drinks.