Our menusFor To-Go Orders and Pick-up, Call 415-806-6865 All items available all-day on weekdaysAMGreensAppsSandosPlatesSweets 14.00 COURTHOUSE CLASSIC SAN FRANCISCO OMELET Onions, Tomatoes, Jack Cheese, Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Link... 14.00 CRIME SCENE DENVER OMELET Ham, Onions, Cheese Homefries, Toast Substitute Tots or Garlic Fries +$3... 13.00 MIRANDA RIGHTS CHEESE OMELET American, Jack, Swiss, or Cheddar Home Fries & Toast CHARGE... 12.00 THE LEGAL BRIEF TWO EGGS—Any Style Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Sausage Homefries, Toast Substitute Tots... 12.00 SCALES OF JUSTICE BREAKFAST SANDWICH Two Eggs, Cheese, Mayonnaise Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Link Sausage... 11.00 HARVEST HEARING MIXED GREEN SALAD Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Island, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic Vinaigrette... 11.00 SALAD SUBPOENA SHOWDOWN CAESAR SALAD Shaved Parmesan Charge Enhancements: Grilled Chicken $4.00 Smoked Salmon... 12.00 APERTIVO ACCOMPLICE ANTIPASTO SKEWERS (2) Salami, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Cherry Tomato, Artichoke... 12.00 AVOCADO ADVOCATE AVOCADO TOAST—SOURDOUGH Bacon Bits, Cherry Tomatoes, Balsamic Vinaigrette CHARGE... 5.00 BASTILLE FRIES FRENCH FRIES You know, potatoes fried and seasoned to perfection. CHARGE ENHANCEMENTS... 12.00 FRITO PIE FRITO PIE Spicy Chili On Top Of Fritos Chopped Onions, Grated Cheese Bueno Chile—flown... 14.00 JAILBIRDS (12) JUMBO HOT WINGS—12 pieces Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan, BBQ, Korean, Mild (no sauce) Dips... 11.00 JAILBIRDS (6) JUMBO HOT WINGS—6 pieces Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan, BBQ, Korean, Mild (no sauce) Dips... 9.00 LEGAL TENDERS CHICKEN TENDERS Dips: Ranch, Bleu Cheese, BBQ, Thousand Island, Honey Mustard Extra... 11.00 MUNCH MANDATE GUACAMOLE & HOUSE-MADE CHIPS Pico De Gallo on the Side To protect and serve…your... 8.00 PARMESAN PLEA BARGAIN GARLIC FRIES Crispy French Fries Covered in Fresh Garlic & Shaved Parmesan Cheese... 13.00 POPEYE’S PLEA DEAL SPINACH & ARTICHOKE DIP Parmesan Crostini or House-made Tortilla Chips The... 10.00 PRISON POMMES FRENCH FRIES SMASHED WITH BACON, CHEESE, DRESSING Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Island... 9.00 TOT-ALLY GUILTY PLEASURE TATER TOTS—DEEP FRIED, EXTRA CRISPY Dips: Ranch, BBQ, Cesar, Buffalo, Thousand Island... 15.00 ALTERNATE JUROR VEGAN BURGER—PLANT-BASED Butter Lettuce, Pickle, Red Onion, Mayo, Tomato, Cheese Fries... 14.00 ARSON PLATE HOT LINKS—SLICED Hot or Mild BBQ Sauce, Two Slices (make your own sando) of White... 16.00 ATTICUS FINCH BBQ PULLED PORK SANDWICH Brioche Bun, Pickles, Coleslaw, BBQ Sauce Fries or Mashed... 12.00 AVOCADO ADVOCATE AVOCADO TOAST—SOURDOUGH Bacon Bits, Cherry Tomatoes, Balsamic Vinaigrette CHARGE... 15.00 GAVEL GREATNESS CLUB SANDWICH Turkey, Ham, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onion, Mayonnaise Fries... 15.00 JEREMY’S MOM’S GRILLED CHEESE GRILLED CHEESE with BACON & TOMATO Fries Substitute Tots or Garlic Fries +$3... 12.00 LEGAL EAGLE TURKEY AND AVOCADO SANDWICH Tomato, Lettuce, Red Onion, Pickles, Mayo Fries Substitute... 15.00 ORDER IN THE COURT HAMBURGER—ANGUS BEEF Butter Lettuce, Pickle, Red Onion, Mayo, Tomato, Cheese Fries... 19.00 COURT ORDERS DOUBLE BURGER—ANGUS BEEF Butter Lettuce, Pickle, Red Onion, Mayo, Tomato, Cheese Fries... 16.00 PORKUS DELECTI PULLED PORK SLIDERS (3) BBQ Sauce, Coleslaw French Fries Substitute Tater Tots or... 16.00 JUVENILE DELISHUENTS ANGUS BEEF SLIDERS (3) Garlic Aioli, Cheddar Cheese French Fries Substitute Tater Tots... 14.00 ARSON PLATE HOT LINKS—SLICED Hot or Mild BBQ Sauce, Two Slices (make your own sando) of White... 18.00 HABEAS PORKUS BBQ Pork Ribs (4) Coleslaw French Fries Substitute Tater Tots or Garlic Fries +$3... 14.00 HAUL of JUSTICE FISH & CHIPS Served With Tartar Sauce & Malt Vinegar Substitute Tater Tots or... 26.00 LEGAL TENDERLOIN NY Steak (6oz) Salad or Grilled Vegetables Mashed Potatoes or Fries Substitute Tots or... 18.00 MOUNTED PATROLS GRILLED BACON-WRAPPED PRAWNS (4) Salad or Vegetables Fries Substitute Tots or Garlic... 22 PENNE-TENTIARY PASTA Fettuccine or Penne Sauce: Alfredo, Bolognese, Primavera Salad, Garlic Bread... 15.00 PICANTE PROVISO TACOS (3) Chicken or Beef Onion, Cilantro, Lime, House-made Salsa Verde Side Green... 18.00 SPHERES OF JUSTICE JUMBO MEATBALLS (3) On a Bed of Pasta & Marinara Sauce Garlic Bread Salad or... 8.00 FRIVOLOUS LAW SWEETS Hot Churros Berry or Chocolate sauce Whipped Cream No objection, just pure... 8.00 PASTRY PER CURIAM MINI-CHEESECAKES (2) Chocolate or Traditional Berry or Chocolate Sauce Your tastebuds...
