Our menusFor To-Go Orders and Pick-up, Call 415-806-6865 All items available all-day on weekdaysAMGreensAppsSandosPlatesSweets 11.95 COURTHOUSE CLASSIC SAN FRANCISCO OMELET Onions, Tomatoes, Jack Cheese, Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Link... 11.95 CRIME SCENE DENVER OMELET Ham, Onions, Cheese Homefries, Toast Substitute Tots or Garlic Fries... 10.95 MIRANDA RIGHTS CHEESE OMELET American, Jack, Swiss, or Cheddar Home Fries & Toast CHARGE... 11.95 THE LEGAL BRIEF TWO EGGS—Any Style Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Sausage Homefries, Toast Substitute Tots... 9.95 SCALES OF JUSTICE BREAKFAST SANDWICH Two Eggs, Cheese, Mayonnaise Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Link... 10.95 HARVEST HEARING MIXED GREEN SALAD Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Island, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic... 6.95 MISDEMEANOR MUNCH SIDE SALAD Mixed Greens, Cherry Tomatoes, Shaved Carrots, Mini Croutons Ranch, Caesar... 10.95 SALAD SUBPOENA SHOWDOWN CAESAR SALAD Romaine Lettuce, Shaved Parmesan, Mini Croutons Charge... 10.95 ADVOCADO AVOCADO TOAST—SOURDOUGH Bacon Bits, Cherry Tomatoes, Balsamic Vinaigrette CHARGE... 4.95 BASTILLE BARS FRENCH FRIES You know, potatoes fried and seasoned to perfection. CHARGE... 8.95 FRITO PIE FRITO PIE Spicy Chili On Top Of Fritos Chopped Onions, Grated Cheese Bueno Chile—flown... 14.95 JAILBIRDS (12) JUMBO HOT WINGS—12 pieces Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan, BBQ, Korean, Mild (no sauce) Dips... 10.95 JAILBIRDS (6) JUMBO HOT WINGS—6 pieces Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan, BBQ, Korean, Mild (no sauce) Dips... 9.95 LEGAL TENDERS CHICKEN TENDERS Dips: Ranch, Bleu Cheese, BBQ, Thousand Island, Honey Mustard Extra... 10.95 MUNCH MANDATE GUACAMOLE & HOUSE-MADE CHIPS Extra chips $3 To protect and serve…your... 8.95 OFFICER McCHEESY MAC-n-CHEESE House-made cheese sauce, fresh bacon bits Code 10-8: Officer McCheesy is... 5.95 PARMESAN PLEA BARGAIN GARLIC FRIES Crispy French Fries Covered in Fresh Garlic & Shaved Parmesan... 11.95 POPEYE’S PLEA DEAL SPINACH & ARTICHOKE DIP Parmesan Crostini or House-made Tortilla Chips Extra chips... 9.95 PRISON POMMES FRENCH FRIES SMASHED WITH BACON, CHEESE, DRESSING Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Island... 8.95 TOT-ALLY GUILTY PLEASURE TATER TOTS—DEEP FRIED Dips: Ranch, BBQ, Cesar, Buffalo, Thousand Island, Honey Mustard... 11.95 ALTERNATE JUROR VEGAN BURGER—PLANT-BASED Lettuce, Pickle, Red Onion, Mayo, Tomato, Cheese Verdict... 11.95 ARSON PLATE HOT LINKS—SLICED Hot or Mild BBQ Sauce, Two Slices (make your own sando) of White... 11.95 ATTICUS FINCH BBQ PULLED PORK SANDWICH Brioche Bun, Pickles, Coleslaw, BBQ Sauce Not just for... 10.95 ADVOCADO AVOCADO TOAST—SOURDOUGH Bacon Bits, Cherry Tomatoes, Balsamic Vinaigrette CHARGE... 12.95 GAVEL GREATNESS CLUB SANDWICH Turkey, Ham, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onion, Mayonnaise Add Cheese... 11.95 JEREMY’S MOM’S GRILLED CHEESE GRILLED CHEESE with BACON & TOMATO Buttered to the max and pan-fried to golden... 9.95 LEGAL EAGLE TURKEY AND AVOCADO SANDWICH Tomato, Lettuce, Red Onion, Pickles, Mayo Uphold the laws... 10.95 ORDER IN THE COURT HAMBURGER—ANGUS BEEF Lettuce, Pickle, Red Onion, Best Foods Mayo, Tomato... 14.95 COURT ORDERS DOUBLE BURGER—ANGUS BEEF Butter Lettuce, Pickle, Red Onion, Mayo, Tomato... 13.95 PORKUS DELECTI PULLED PORK SLIDERS (3) BBQ Sauce, Coleslaw A crime scene of... 13.95 JUVENILE DELISHUENTS ANGUS BEEF SLIDERS (3) Garlic Aioli, Pickle, Cheddar Cheese Not as big, but just as... 11.95 ARSON PLATE HOT LINKS—SLICED Hot or Mild BBQ Sauce, Two Slices (make your own sando) of White... 17.95 HABEAS PORKUS BBQ Pork Ribs (4) Coleslaw Mashed Potatoes or French Fries Substitute Tater Tots or... 13.95 HAUL of JUSTICE FISH & CHIPS Served With Tartar Sauce & Malt Vinegar Substitute Tater Tots or... 24.95 LEGAL TENDERLOIN NY Steak (6oz) Salad or Grilled Vegetables Mashed Potatoes or Fries Substitute Tots or... 18.95 PENNE-TENTIARY PASTA Fettuccine or Penne Sauce: Alfredo, Bolognese, Primavera Steamed Vegetables or... 12.95 PICANTE PROVISO TACOS (3) Chicken or Beef Onion, Cilantro, Lime, House-made Salsa Verde Side Green... 12.95 SPHERES OF JUSTICE JUMBO MEATBALLS (3) On a Bed of Pasta & Marinara Sauce Garlic Bread Salad or... 7.95 FRIVOLOUS LAW SWEETS Hot Churros Berry or Chocolate sauce Whipped Cream No objection, just pure... 7.95 PASTRY PER CURIAM MINI-CHEESECAKES (2) Chocolate or New York Berry or Chocolate Sauce Your tastebuds are...
